2. On your honeymoon, you still have the parka you drove off wearing.
3. You're concerned about the environmental hazards of having guests toss rice at you.
4. You provide a vegetarian buffet.
5. Your wedding gifts to your guests include a bottle of water, advil, hand warmers, and "deer poop".
6. Your guests ride the ski lift to your reception (those who don't refuse to ride at the bottom that is)
7. The fee for violating environemtal laws is twice what your wedding costs.
8. Finding guests smoking reefers doesn't surprise you.
9. You have to address your invitations to all in the house, including the family dog.
10. You feel more comfortable wearing uggs than high heels.
11. Your dress looks very similar to your yoga outfits.
12. You go on a run the day of your wedding because you're worried about the food you're about to eat.
13. Sexy lingerie includes flannel shirts and wool socks.
14. You attempt to climb a massive rock in your dress in order to get that perfect nature and mountain shot... and manage to do so without ripping your dress or breaking a sweat.
15. You make back up honeymoon plans incase your airplane is snowed in.
Bahhhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! i love these :)
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ReplyDeletehey I was going to do flannel as sexy lingerie hahahahahahaha
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