Saturday, February 26, 2011

Make Daddy Proud. Elope.

In the spirit of my previous post, I have gathered some more wedding stunners. Let's begin with the infamous dress. We all know it is the centerpiece of the entire wedding.... so for all you fashionistas, here's some forward fashion for you to consider:

For those wanting to imitate an intimate English style wedding, take this first style from Princess-To-Be Kate Middleton. For those who prefer a much less formal wedding, go for style #2. Just make sure you have some excellent tape and dolly-style knockers.

Dress #3 is especially made for those who wish to get married on the OC campus. I don't think Dean Bennett can find a single thing not covered adequately. If marrying internationally, make sure you include this awesome balloon dress. Perfect for that feeling of floating on air. just make sure you stay away from anything sharp. And for all you knitters out there, this do it yourself dress will be sure to draw the crowds attention! Best for that winter wedding.

Divas here and there LOVE dress #6. Attention will never leave you in this stunner. (Disclaimer: Surgery, ruffles, hair extensions, and P90X not included). Finally, celebrate your new years eve wedding with some jazz and pizazz! This ornament/balloon dress is sure to offer that holiday spirit without being "too christmasy".

It is important to also make your wedding unique to you. However, avoid these wedding day no-nos.

Advise from me: Don't be that couple that makes weddings awkward. Avoid cross-dressing and butt-grabbing. Though they may seem like a funny idea at the time, guests will not be pleased.

For all you joksters out there, be sure to include pics that make you happy... and make others laugh. However, riding a dirty bulldozer may leave unwanted scuff marks in addition to the always present danger of falling out after a bump. I don't think insurance will cover this potential doozie.

And for everyone who loves a good theme, here are some to inspire your special day. Plan ahead! Halloween only come around once a year!

Warning: the following may be too disturbing for some viewers.

If you want to be literal about the line "until death do us part", give this gothic style ago. Beware however that you will look deader than Ozzy Osbourne. Plan accordingly. And for those interested in scaring children, the clown theme is an excellent idea. The creepier the face the better the audience response. Also, consider learning sign language if miming your ceremony.


It is also possible to mimic Barbie Ice Princess for your wedding. Just make sure your guy is good with growing out his hair and dyeing it accordingly. Nothing says bride like Barbie.


And finally, these should NEVER be included in any wedding.

Lingerie belongs in the suitcase and should never be included in wedding attire. Who really wants to see that anyway.


Poor little vermin. I doubt they knew they'd end up sewn to a tailcoat. I guess this just proves men should not be allowed to pick what they wear.

Mermice. Nothing more needs so be said.

I'm officially out. peace and love- KB

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